The Official Meme Contributor Agreement

Between "A Dude from NIS" and "NISjokes Admin"

Terms:

1. Content Creation

Dude from NIS will, of course, dedicate himself fully to providing meme ideas for @niskrgprikoli. Even if his brain is deep-fried from exams, summatives, or the chaos of NIS life, he’ll still manage to send at least a half-decent meme concept. If he fails, the admin reserves the right to remind him that "meme genius doesn’t wait for study breaks."

2. Ariana Grande Support

Dude from NIS must fully engage with all of Ariana Grande’s content, without exception. This means:

• Liking and subscribing to all profiles.
• Liking every single post and story.
• Commenting on each with unfiltered admiration, such as: "OH MY GAWD I LIKE YOU ARIANA UR SO SEXYY ❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤."
• Writing an "honest opinion" about her on her stories, such as "I LOVE YOU ARIANA GRANDE PLEASE BE MY WIFE," "MOMMY IS THAT YOU," or "ARIANA I TOUCH MYSELF WHILE WATCHING YOUR PHOTOS."
• Starting an Instagram highlight where all posts and stories of Ariana Grande will be reposted with these "honest opinions." Total devotion is expected and non-negotiable. (And just so we’re clear, it’s rumored that the NISjokes admin can’t resist a little “me time” while admiring Ariana’s stunning photos—purely for “inspiration,” of course!)

3. Confidentiality

Dude from NIS is strictly forbidden from reading or leaking private DMs between Zarina, Yerasyl, and the admin. The admin already deleted the Zarina chat due to an overwhelming amount of Overwatch Diva futanari and gay grandpa porn. As for the Yerasyl chat, you can probably read it—there’s nothing too bad in there, just the usual slurs and some gay porn. Trust me, you don’t want to dive into the mess from Zarina’s chat, so let’s just agree: don’t open or leak anything.

4. Posting Responsibility

If Dude from NIS is buried under school commitments, he must inform the admin, who will take over posting. Silence without notice is a meme infraction.

5. Approved Video Sources

Memes may feature clips from any Borat film or Evangelion anime series, as these sources are fully authorized for meme use.

6. Termination Requirements

To escape this contract, Dude from NIS must first deliver three quality memes as an exit toll.

7. PR Move

Dude from NIS should probably advertise the @niskrgprikoli page among his friends and others, but make sure to stay anonymous. We all know how the NIS curators are; they’ll come after you like bloodhounds on a scent if they sniff out any involvement. Seriously, keep it on the down-low, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of their loving attention!

Signed,

NISjokes Admin
A Dude from NIS